Sick

Okay, let’s face it. Men are essentially weak. This can be the only explanation why a cold will have a man curled in the fetal position. I will never comprehend how a man can lift a dresser, change a tire, and play football all day; but let that same man get a sniffle and he’s down for the week. And to compound the issue further, this same man refuses to visit any specialized physician. Instead, opting to self diagnose themselves with Orange Juice and Vitamin C tablets. Then, of course, after two weeks of complete helplessness they sing praises of their cure. I just want to believe that Robitussin would have knocked the cold out in two days. But what do I know? I never get sick.